Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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