Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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