How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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