do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I have fence marks all over my body
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