living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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