maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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