how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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