How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Everything about him screamed your future.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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