love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
