I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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