Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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