you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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