What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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