i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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