i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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