we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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