Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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