This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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