we're blogging at a bar
I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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