So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
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