On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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