All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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