O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
why is half of my head shaved?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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