you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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