My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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