school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
You can't just leave with hair like that
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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