you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
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