Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
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