Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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