I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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