He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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