dude i'm inner monologue high
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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