I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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