There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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