Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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