i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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