whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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