that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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