normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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