it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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