how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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