covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Actions speak louder than pants.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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