his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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