it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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