Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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