I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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