Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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