hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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