My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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