"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
This is my life. Enjoy the view
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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